I can’t wait until I can adopt some white children. I’ll name them Rashaad and Shanice. I can’t wait to take them out in public and relish in the questioning stares. I’ll be sure to tell everyone how I was able to rescue them from the perils of bland food and a lack of washrags. I’ll do their hair in traditional mullets. Ugh. It’ll be great.

crewnex:

STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING TO WATCH THE WORST MUSIC VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’VE NEVER HEARD OR SEEN ANYTHING THIS BAD!!!! EVER

son…

fatwink:

*pre-heats oven to 420°* time to get baked *gets inside oven*

executiveproducerdickwolf:

livefromphilly:

A few shots from the opening of Tatyana Fazlalizadeh’s Stop Telling Women to Smile exhibit at Fresthetic in Brooklyn. The exhibit runs until mid-May. 

i wanna check this out, anyone wanna come with?

yess, I’m goinggggggggg

zujehy:

The player met a virgin,
made a Virgo, named him Sean.

mynameisafiong:

theafrikabombaataa:

He really did tho

and you can’t convince me otherwise.